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Robert Mondavi Syrah 2007
Pleasant taste, goes great with good
company. The empty bottle can be used to rid the
property of bad company.
Gulp/GC
Smooth and less like gambling; its a sure bet.
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Price: $15
Prisoner
I got nauseous, and the wife got
wasted. This is the second grossest thing I
ever put to my lips. The amount of gas you
will get from drinking this - makes it a candidate
for alternate fuel.
Gag/GC
Spicy and complex...yet smooth and pleasant.
It has a very good bouquet. Too pricey
Gulp/LC
Price: $40
Menage à Trois
This one is like licking cheese off
an old person. By the time I got done chewing
the tannin, I was ready to fuckin kill someone.
Gag/GC
A bit like liquefied cardboard, flavored with
electric tape. Reminded me of driinking
my grandpas' bathwater.
Gag/LC
Price: $10
Bacchusfeuer Gluhwein
Sweet, with holiday spices, served
warm...I really like this one.
Gulp/GC
Smooth and fruity, not too sweet. There is a
hint of apple. Very Good
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